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daughterofkos

Anonymous asked:

Could you explain the Versailles strategy

racefortheironthrone answered:

Sure. 

The Versailles strategy - which isn’t unique to Early Modern France; I think the sankin-kōtai system of the Tokugawa shogunate is similar enough in purpose and effect that it qualifies - was a strategy for monarchies to gain power over the nobility through the exercise of (mostly) soft power, rather than crushing them by military force. 

The basic idea is this: bring the whole of the nobility together into a very large court (the court at Versailles included 6,000-7,000 people when you add together the royal family, royal officials, courtiers, and servants; compare this to the early medieval court of Charlesmagne, which amounted to a few hundred people). Instead of the king going out on progress to visit his subjects, his subjects would come to live at Versailles instead. 

This change had a number of consequences: 

  • Reduction of the economic independence of the nobility: Living at Versailles in the style benefiting a nobleman or noblewoman was incredibly expensive. Not only did it require you to establish a second household - with Louis XIV as your landlord charging you rent - but the official rules of Versailles required a particularly high-spending lifestyle: “The king insisted that every courtier be well dressed on all occasions: a death, a birthday, or a marriage in his family required that everyone wear new clothes.” (Versailles: A History, Robert Abrams) Moreover, while you were away at Versailles, you weren’t spending time on your estate maximizing your income, and the scissors of increasing spending and stagnant or declining incomes trapped a lot of the nobility in debt.
  • And once you were in debt, you were in Louis’ clutches. Because working was out of the question, the only way to earn additional money to help pay off your debts was through a royal post or the like, and those were Louis’ to give and take away. Moreover, residents of Versailles were spared from various forms of taxation and were legally protected from having their property seized for non-payment of debt - this is how Louis initially enticed the nobility to move - but that meant that at any time, Louis could evict you from Versailles and throw you to the wolves.
  • Reduction in the political independence of the nobility: at the same time, living away from your base of power meant that you became less important back at home. After all, you weren’t there making all the of the important day-to-day decisions, but the King’s intendant was
  • More importantly, living in Versailles meant that the king controlled your political environment. While you might think that being surrounded by the rest of the nobility of France in close physical proximity to the King’s person might give rise to assassination or coup d'état, the reality was that you were living in the King’s palace surrounded by his guards and very far away from your feudal levies, and you had to obey his rules, which by the way kept you constantly busy in various rituals and ceremonies from the time the king got up in the morning to the time he went to bed at night, and let the king observe who was there and who wasn’t. And if that wasn’t enough to keep people loyal, he also had his spies open everyone’s mail, and listen at everyone’s doors, and he could order you arrested at pretty much any time he wanted?

So why would anyone sign up for this system? 

Well, in addition to those nice taxation and debt privileges, Louis simply made it a requirement that if you wanted anything from the king - command in his armies, help with public works in your area, help with a legal case, etc. - you had to come and ask him in person. Which meant coming to Versailles and taking part in the rituals, and since getting an audience took forever, you’d better get an apartment, and so it goes…

Just as importantly, after a certain point, it was the place that the nobility wanted to live. Did you want to make a good marriage? Versailles was where the most eligible matches lived. Did you want to live a magnificent lifestyle? Louis spent a LOT of money on making Versailles the most ostentatious and magnificent palace in Europe, not just in terms of architecture and gardens, but the best entertainments, the best scholars and artists, the best tailors and craftsmen, and so on and so forth. Did you want a political career? You couldn’t really do it out in the provinces anymore, so you might as well go to Versailles and play the game. 

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PSA About Netflix Show ‘Bird Box’

This is a public service announcement for anyone who is thinking of watching Bird Box. This show can be very triggering for people who have mental illness, particularly those who experience invasive suicidal thoughts or thoughts of harming themselves. I know people are ranting & raving so you may be curious, but watch with caution. Pass this along for those who may be affected by this show 💓

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elimgayrak

The first thing Sisko feels when he finds out Jake and Nog are engaged is excitement and happiness for his son

The second is the slow dawning horror that Quark is technically gonna be a member of his family now

kaelio

good. yes. this could be its entire own sitcom. 

better-still, if quark’s advice allows ben’s dad’s restaurant to really take off, so ben’s own dad is against not inviting quark to stuff. he is Stuck between a Rock and a Hard Place and doot doo t doot doot *theme music plays* da da doot

quodd-o

oh my god and you KNOW Quark is gonna milk this for all it’s worth. he respects Sisko but he’s one of the few people on the station who’s not afraid of him. at all. so he just turns it the fuck up to 11 to see how long it takes to get under Ben’s skin.

*invites the entire extended family to Sisko family reunions*

‘I know how important food is to huu-mons so we brought some to share!!’

like a dozen Ferengi enter the room in a single file line

*steamed grubs* *steamed grubs* *steamed grubs*

Sisko sneaking around them frantically pouring Cajun seasonings and various sauces into the grubs ‘don’t kill him don’t kill him don’t-‘

Grandpa Sisko, raising an eyebrow: Ben, you were raised by a chef. You know how important it is not to interfere with another cook’s dish!

Ben Sisko: Dad, please just give me this

elimgayrak

Not to mention hed constantly be pulling the “excuse you my nephew is married to the son of the emissary” card like ALL the time to try and get away with shit

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raptorific

I’m genuinely worrying about people whose main source of social development comes like 100% from these incredibly insular and entirely unregulated internet spaces. Like this isn’t even a “technology is bad and kids these days don’t learn how to talk to one another” post, it’s a “basic conflict resolution skills and the practical realities of interacting with human beings are the sort of things you probably shouldn’t learn in an unstructured environment, populated largely by antisocial weirdos, and when you do develop your interpersonal skills entirely in that environment, you’re going to have a fast and rude awakening when you finally do have to apply those skills outside the tiny toxic community you cultivated them in and find that they don’t transfer well to classroom discussions or dates or job interviews or having a roommate”

mizstorge

On the other hand, I think quite a few of us have been bullied irl, and growing up online in a fandom unregulated internet space can potentially help develop and hone survival skills for other toxic situations and environments.

raptorific

Look, I was bullied too and that doesn’t change anything about what I’m saying here. It’s okay to use and engage with people on the internet. What’s not healthy, regardless of WHY you do it, is developing 100% of your social skills based on the dynamics of insular internet communities and then expecting that to transfer into the real world. That’s how we end up with people who are unable to have even the most basic interactions without making people immensely uncomfortable and then blaming that on “the normies” being stuck up and looking down on them, or those guys who walk around with their Sexy Anime Girl body pillows and don’t understand why everyone is giving them dirty looks.

Also if I said “unregulated internet spaces full of antisocial weirdos” and you heard “fandoms,” that probably says more about you than me.

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v-diggety

did U GUYS KNOW, that the way stores get the balloons off of the ceiling is with ANOTHER balloon, w tape on the top??? and they just dont cut the string so it’s like super long and u gotta aim it right n reel it in. i just found that out today when i DID IT and it’s been the best working day of my life i had a blast blowing up balloons and fetching some off the ceiling. i had so much power? and NO ONE ELSE in my department likes that job so now it’s MY job when need be

goddamnshinyrock

omg so I work at a museum and one of our buildings has a) very high ceilings and b) a bizarrely sensitive alarm system that will go off if anything touches the ceiling. Because of this, helium balloons are considered public enemy #1 and are strictly forbidden from entering the museum. But just in case an illicit balloon is successfully smuggled in, the museum has acquired a fucking b.b. gun for the express purpose of shooting down rogue balloons.

fer8girl

lawful good vs chaotic good

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chaotic evil

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